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What occurs more often in December than any other month?

Answer: Conception.

Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?

Answer: Skinny dipping.

What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other TV show?

Answer: No theme song/music.

Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

Answer: Their birthplace. This is propinquity.

Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

Answer: Obsession.

More women do this in the bathroom than men.

Answer: Wash their hands. Women ~ 80% Men ~ 55%

What do 100% of all lottery winners do?

Answer: Gain weight.

In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell.

Answer: Banana.

If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

Answer: One thousand.

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

Answer: All invented by women.

Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.

Answer: Change their underwear.

This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.

Answer: A kiss.

This is the only food that doesn't spoil.

Answer: Honey.

There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.

Answer: Father's Day.

What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?

Answer: He was allergic to carrots.

40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?

Answer: Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld"?

Answer: Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.

85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this.

Answer: Cheating on their wives.