| FOR WOMEN
EVERYWHERE FROM A GUY WHO'S HAD ENOUGH: |
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- Learn to work the toilet seat. If
it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear
us complaining about you leaving it down....
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- ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach
is a fruit, not a color....
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- If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us. We refuse to answer....
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- Birthdays, Valentines, and anniversaries
are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again....
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- If you ask a question you don't want an
answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear....
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