| A priest and a man are golfing, and they reach the putting green. The man has about a 4 foot shot to the hole. He lines the shot up carefully and hits the ball---- and it misses. |
| The man yelled out, "SHIT! I MISSED THE BASTARD!!" |
| The priest was appalled and said, "please watch your language, my son!" |
| The priest and the man continued their game and soon came to a second putting green. Now the man had to complete a 3 foot shot. He lines the shot up carefully and hits the ball---- and it misses. |
| The man yelled out, "SHIT! I MISSED THE BASTARD!!" |
| The priest again was appalled and said more sternly, "please watch your language, my son!" |
| The priest and the man again continued their game and soon came to a third putting green. Now the man had to complete just a 2 foot shot. He lines the shot up carefully and hits the ball---- and it misses. |
| The man yelled out, "SHIT! I MISSED THE BASTARD!!" |
| The priest was now beside himself and said even more sternly, "please watch your language, my son! If you speak in that manner again, God will open up the heavens and strike you down dead where you stand!" |
| The priest and the man again continued their game and soon came to a fourth putting green. Now the man only had to complete a 1 foot shot. He lines the shot up carefully and hits the ball---- and it misses. |
| The man yelled out, "SHIT! I MISSED THE BASTARD!!" |
| Just then the skies rumbled and grew dark-- the clouds parted and a lightening bolt struck---- striking the priest down dead where he stood. |
| All of a sudden God's great voice echoed from above..... |
| "SHIT! I MISSED THE BASTARD!!" |